working out is GRRRRREAT! puh....

As I sit here eating my tastes-like-ass Weight Watchers pizza, and drinking my warm strawberry kiwi gatorade, I reflect on the hour I just spent busting my ass doing Tae Bo at the gym. And how I feel like I'm about to collapse on the floor. And how much I remembered I HATE WORKING OUT. It was a damned beating, I tell you!! But - my abs *are* feeling tight-a-licious!!

At home I have a Pilates work out video, Abs of Steel video, and a Denise Austin Shortcuts video. How much time have I spent with each? Probably an hour total. . . at the most. Why in the hell do I continue to buy crap like this, thinking I will talk myself into actually doing them???? I admit, if I did have a Tae Bo work-out video, I probably WOULD do it, knowing now it totally works your ass off. I'm not fat. Well, not obese. I'm 5'2" & 113lbs. People at work ridicule me all the time - teasing & making comments that I'm anorexic and "What in the hell do YOU work out for???" --Well, answer is NONE of them have freaking seen me nekkid. . . Mmmkay??? None of them can see the dented, dimpled, flabby, stretch-mark covered butt-cheeks! None of them can see the wrinkley, *FUPA I have. I did have a child that stretched my stomach beyond its' means. . . HELLO! And that shit just ain't gonna spring back into place, y'know. You have to actually WORK on getting it flat & toned again. And that's exactly what I'm doing!! I am bounded and determined to actually look GOOD in a swimsuit this summer, yo. Ugh. It really gets on my nerves how they make little snide comments about how skinny I am. Yeah, that's nice n' all - but I feel differently about my body - and only *I* see myself nekkid and don't like what I see. Therefore, it's up to ME to get it the way I want it.

Why in the hell did I just go on a huge schpiel about working out??

I've gotta hurry, my gatorade is getting much warmer. Icky. *FUPA is a very mean thing that some asshole male probably made up that another male friend of mine told me - he said I wasn't supposed to tell anyone else, because it was a "guy" thing. Oh well. FUPA means: Fat Upper Pu**y Area. Cute, no?