Domino's Dots suck major ass, yo

I nearly had a stroke this morning. Seriously.

My paycheck is direct deposited into my bank account every other Friday when I get paid. Well, I go to my direct-deposit website this morning (since I got paid) to balance my check book & it said that only $110 was deposited into my account. WHOA! WTF???? Um, Hi! I can't pay bills with $110 - and that's NOT what I get paid!!!!! SHIT!

Then I noticed that was the second of 2 deposits. Whew! The first, of which, was MUCH larger. . . .THANKGOODNESS!!!

Oh, and the free Domino's Dots you get with your Large $9.99 1-topping pizza order????? Yeah. . . they suck ass. BIG TIME. So did the pizza. I ordered Zoey and I a large, super thin crust, cheese pizza last night, that was accompanied by Domino's Dot's. On the commercial, the 'Dots' looked like soft, cinnaminy balls of doughy goodness that you can dip in warm, gooey icing. Almost like warm donut holes. Um, yeah. That's not what MINE looked like, damnit. Mine were hard, crusty balls of tough pizza dough that were swimming in melted sticky cinnamon. There was a faint hint of cinnamon actually left on them. NASTY with a capital N. Oh well, Zoey liked them.

Oooh! Oooh! And Zoey actually sat on her potty last night and said, "Pee pee!" I about shit my own pants! Granted she still had her diaper on, at least she sat on it!!! Woo Hoo! We're on our way! She's always been terrified to sit on her potty. She'll always just open and close the lid and throw stuff in it. But last night she acutally sat on it!!! YAY Zoey! And after every time I go potty, and flush the toilet, we always say, "Bye bye" to the pee pee. Well, after she got up from her potty, she turned around and waived "Bye bye" at it!! Damn! I think she might just be getting the hang of potty training! Alright, maybe she is a tad young for it. But, she's definately on the right track!

My friend made me dinner Wed. night and my IBS didn't kick in!!! I was SO relieved. I did, however, take 2 Immodium AD before I left just in case. He made pasta with a homemade pasta sauce that rocked, accompanied by caesar salad and garlic bread. We sat in our socks n' sweats watching Austin Powers Goldmember. I'd never seen it, and didn't like it as much as the first one. After that we watched the ending of Hannibal Lector. Eeesh. That's one fucked up movie. I was scared to drive home!

Not doing much of anything this weekend. My apartment needs a serious ass whoopin'. . . and I need a few groceries. Other than that, it'll probably be a pretty lazy weekend for Zo and I. Which I like.

Oh yeah, a new club opened in Deep Ellum last night. There is now a Coyote Ugly bar in Dallas. Yup. Just like the movie. I'd really like to go, but, have no friends to go with. Poor me, no? Ha. Whatever. :-)

Who's better than you??? No one!